THINGS/STUFF/PEOPLE I HATE!
sorry this is very anti pma. sometimes you just have to rant. i’m embarrassed that i’m so angry right now. forgive me
1) vegans who wear/buy leather. YOU ARENT VEGAN i dont care if its from ”thrifting”. i dont care if its a gift. its leather. not cool. also louis vuitton covered canvas isnt vegan.
2) people who talk about “hiking” – you are just walking. get over yourself.
3) people who tell me they are well traveled. sry disney world, las vegas, and la DO NOT COUNT. dont brag to me about going to LA. i’ve been there more times than i’ve had birthdays and believe me, i’m fucking old.
4) internet dating profiles. no matter how you slice it, its pathetic.
5) getting pets at stores/breeders. there is a special place in hell for you selfish monsters. spending $1200 on your dog is financially insane, and pat yourself on the back, you single handedly put an animal to sleep.
6) “ethical” vegetarians who eat cheese. if you’re vegetarian “for the animals” and you eat cheese, just go kill yourself b/c its made w/ rennet that comes from killing animals. also you “humane meat eaters” i didnt forget you: cage free and organic grass fed blah blah - sorry. the companies are lying to you. also there is nothing humane about slicing a cows throat, dragging it up on its hind legs and letting it bleed out while undocumented workers on crystal meth cut its body apart.
7) drunk drivers. stop.
8 ) people who smoke pot. its just unattractive and makes you seems lazy and gross. i guess if you were at a phish show i’d let it slide b/c how else would you deal with that kind of event.
9) evangelical christians. you scare me. a lot!
10) haters in general: such as hatred for gays or whatever minority (or majority) group is the target du jour. this seems contradictory b/c here i am blatantly hating on 10 unique things, but whatever, deal with it. i never said i hated hypocrites.
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eeek its my birfday
ok so not to make the start of the last year of my twenties to be a month long celebration of my grotesque old-ness but …. i’m a narcissist?
ok first off the number one thing i want for my birthday is for someone to come with me to the ringling protest on feb 24th. its at fairmount park. its only for a few hours.
if that is impossible, you could come to atlantic city on feb 19th to celebrate emo/ poppunk/ and all things cheesy at the showboat hotel and casino.
i understand new found glory shows / circus protests are not for everyone so finally here is my birthday wish list. feel free to send me any of the following gifts below. i also accept coffee, nicotine gum, alcohol, old cometbus issues, american apparel gift cards, and (non ugly) vegan shoes.
happy birthday to me!
1) twitter name necklace. it can say @_lia http://www.survivalofthehippest.com/order.html
2) a sleeping bag ( a lightweight one pls) NO DOWN!!! i repeat nothing made with the feathers of a really cute sweet lil bird/duck/goosey/whatever
3) a new ottoman b/c baci chewed mine http://www.target.com/Storage-Ottoman-Black/dp/B000FPZ0F0/sr=1-2/qid=1265742408/ref=sr_1_2/180-8400541-7127450?ie=UTF8&search-alias=tgt-index&frombrowse=0&index=target&rh=k%3Aottoman&page=1
4) a pocket piglet (rescue only)
5) hot sauce
6) vinyl wall art http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=38920890 1 small 1 large – both matte black / Turquoise
7) moreeeee wall art http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=39649972
8) a cuckoo clock http://www.cuckooclockshops.com/
9) fred flare wishlist : http://fredflare.com/customer/cart.php?typewlid=liabelardo@gmail.com&usertype=C&redirect=customer&mode=type_friend_wl
10) anything off my current amazon.com wishlist: http://amzn.com/w/KSLV6XQI3WS0
11) moma print (framed if you love me) http://www.momastore.org/museum/moma/ProductDisplay_Burton:%20Exhibition%20Poster_10451_10001_63163_-1_11508_11509_null_shop_
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someone. somewhere.
hindu’s believe that every one you come in contact with serves a purpose. from the man on the subway that tripped you to your closest friends. every being you come across has been with you in a past life, and you will see again someday.
the concept of soul mates comes from this theory.
so it’s that time of year when i have to bury another friend. not to keep a count but my 4th friend. 5 years ago everything changed. i lost mellie carballo. at the time we were all bulletproof. or so i thought. going out all night. every night. getting into trouble. riding around in limos. jumping on tours with friends. misshapes. cbgbs. continental. union square sunrises and 6 am dinners at 7A. the night mellie died i opted to not go out. i was living in amanda’s apt in murray hill that had degenerated from a classy 2 bedroom to literally a crack den with a maid. and the mel came over. long story short mellie never came back. she died in a gangbangers apt on east houston of a drug overdose. i didnt know how to handle it. i first blamed myself. i was the oldest. i was the sober one. i knew she was going out to do drugs. and i let it happen. by passively rejecting personal drug use i was actively promoting it to my best friends. i then blamed the survivors. they know who they are. forever causing deep seeded conflict, which i regret. im only explaining this now, because what i went through, is what many of my dear friends are going through right now.
chris everyone makes mistakes. you were a great, fun, amazing person and i wish you the same luck in heaven as i would have on earth. please grant your family and friends infinite wisdom from your error. please help them learn that this was not their fault. please comfort them in knowing that you loved them so much. and the love they have for you can be harnessed and put to work.
friends, please do not place blame on yourself or others. chris was the one who chose to drive drunk. and he has paid dearly. we have all paid for this. please learn that is it never ok to drink and drive. we all need to reevaluate the directions in which we are going. leave your keys at home. and realize how grave our consequences can be.
bmann: i will miss your presence everywhere i am, and your smile, and your jokes, and your dance moves, and your absolutely hilarious tweets about sneakers, married women, pop punk and angels and kings. but if i am lucky i will see you in our next life, or in heaven, or across the rainbow – depending on what really happens next… and you can torment me with your blink 182 records that will never get old and maybe we can get new found glory to only play songs off nothing gold can stay.
you will be missed but you are not lost.
kiss kiss
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monday morning ant brigade
i dislike monday mornings and going into work. my new pillows are too fluffy and they make my neck hurt.
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Hello world!
just another way for me to procrastinate. if i can learn twitter i can learn to blog, right?
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